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Episode 34: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Now that I got the incredibly cliched show title out of the way, today’s podcast is a conversation about movies that I am embarrassed to admit that I like. My guest is my friend, screenwriter Mike Mulvihill. I’ve know Mike a long time and he is always hilarious. He also has an encyclopedic knowledge of movies…especially the shitty ones we discuss today. Dig it!

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Episode Eight: Rejection

Rejection is a nasty beast. In this episode, my friend Michael and I discuss embarrassing things that we’ve done to get girls we like to like us… and fail miserably. I hope you enjoy the dreadful tales of our past!

Episode Seven: Catholicism with Patrick

Today’s episode is a discussion with a friend of mine who was brought up Catholic, went to Catholic school, and now is struggling with his daughter wanting to do the same… or as we find out, at least have a Communion to get a pretty white dress.  It reminded me of myself wanting to be raised Hasid just to be able to have sex through a hole in a bed sheet. I thought it would help with post coital awkwardness. I was wrong.

Valentines Day

With Valentines Day just around the corner, I’d like to take a minute and call bullshit. Bullshit on all of those couples who say “We dont celebrate Valentines Day. Neither of us are really into it” You know damn well that is bullshit. You can walk around all day pretending not to care. Thinking of it as a way for Hallmark and 1-800-FLOWERS to make enough money to survive until next years love holocaust, and you wouldn’t be wrong. Lets cover some of the things we tell ourselves. “It’s just another day”. True. “Its just another holiday set up to make money.” True. “I dont care if _______ doesnt do anything for me. With ______, everyday is like Valentines Day.” BULLSHIT!!!! Do us all a favor and shut the fuck up. Choose another topic that you actually believe in  while you fail in your attempt to be an elitist.

When I was in high school, I was a pussy. I still am to some extent. I would always have some crush that I was too scared to talk to or make a move on. Rejection is a motherfucker. That’s why when I was in high school, I made sure that every Valentine’s day I received In School Suspension (ISS).  Rather than see my crush attempt to be courted by another, I would do something mischievous the day before to ensure I wouldnt have to be around on V-day (Say it with me: “Selffff Loathinggggg.”  Good).  I have no recollection of any of my crimes. They were minimal, I’m sure, but just enough to ensure that I could spend that awful day in a room with a bunch of fucktards who were probably sent there because they took a shit in the bathroom sink and put a flag atop it with their name on it. Why am I telling you this? No fucking idea.

Dont think that I dont understand the shittyness of Valentines Day. Anything having to do with affection is more expensive on that day. That blows. Restaurants, flowers, candy, hotel room rates for rooms with the mirrors on the ceiling or themed to be a jungle or the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon, are all more expensive. I get it. I’ve been their too. In addition to that, nothing is worse than going to a familiar restaurant with your special this or that, having that first bite of food and realizing that the chefs are cooking for volume, not quality because so many assholes had the same idea as you. I get it. It fucking sucks. Suggestion. Go out the night before or the night after. This is not rocket science.

And for fucks sake, send your dearest lover some flowers at work. Even if they say they dont, they love getting  flowers delivered to them the day of. You will receive a blowjob of epic proportions. Your welcome.

Listen, I’ll be one of the first assholes to say that I’m not into it either, but I’m lying to you. You can have fun with it, unless you are an asshole. If thats the case you’re fucked anyway so do us all a favor and jump into a lion cage at your local zoo and get it over with. Its ok to participate in the love economy. Haven’t you motherfuckers ever listened to Prince? For fucks sake, learn something.

Episode Two: Connie Lingus pt.1

In the words of the brilliant poet, Steven Tyler, “You ain’t seen nothin’ til your down on the muffin.” In this episode, we discuss cunnilingus tips with our pal Marlyn. Marlyn is of the lesbionic persuasion. This is a really interesting one. So much so we are doing it in two parts. We ended up getting in to a lot more than just our favorite pastime. Pay attention people. You just might learn something.

Episode One: KISS Blows!!

This is the first episode of our podcast. Our topic this week is the rock band KISS. One of the most loved and hated bands since the dawn of rock and roll. Our guest this week is our friend Mike. Listen as we discuss their music, fans and even their first movie “Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park”, which is a real piece of shit!